Tofurky is a brand of vegan food, originally meant to mimic turkey, but made from mostly tofu. It got it's start as a Thanksgiving substitute for the real deal, trying to cash in on the vegan food movement.The brand is owned by Turtle Island Foods of Hood River, OR.
The concept of tofu-based meat is perhaps one of the biggest oxymorons in vegan cuisine. My assumption is that vegans love vegetables, hence the name "vegan". So why would vegetable-fanatics even desire anything meant to mimic meat? Considering how successful Turtle Island Foods has done with Tofurky, I guess they do.
Not to mention it's got to be the furthest thing from being natural. It's got enough ingredients to make a fertilizer scientist wet his pants.
But I digress.
So why would I, a beef jerky lover, would even bother trying tofu jerky? Well, something in the back of my mind told me that if I wanted to be the nation's foremost expert on jerky, I must try it all.
Ingredients
Water, vital wheat gluten, organic tofu (water, organic soybeans, magnesium chloride, calcium chloride), expeller pressed canola oil, natural vegetarian flavors, shoyu soy sauce (water, wheat, non-genetically engineered soybeans, culture), non-genetically engineered corn starch, white bean flour, garbanzo bean flour, cracked peppercorns, lemon juice from concentrate, organic evaporated cane juice, granulated garlic, calcium lactate from beets, cultured dextrose and maltodextrin.
Taste
I knew going in that this stuff would not mimic anything close to real beef jerky (or turkey jerky at that), so I tried to keep an open mind. I just wanted to know if this stuff would taste good on its own.
YUCK!
OH - MY - GOD!!!
I took just one bite, only one bite from just one piece, and that's all I needed to know. I don't even want another bite.
This stuff sucks.
If I was a vegan, I would eat real food, like celery, oranges, peanuts, bread. Why on Earth would anyone proclaiming to love all natural foods, would desire to eat anything so foul as this? Are vegans secretly desiring a rib eye steak so badly, that they'll stomach this kind of hellish putridity?
Ok, this stuff kinda tastes like rotten tofu, that's been doctored up with enough salt and spices to make it somewhat plausible. I know what real tofu tastes like, because I've eaten enough it, due to having some Japanese ancestry in my lineage. This is just horrible.
This stuff smells like dog treats. I know, because I have a couple of dogs, and have purchased many varieties of dog treats. I'm telling you, this stuff smells exactly like dog treats.
Consistency
It offers some chewiness, similar to "formed jerky", where they ground up the floor sweepings of beef, and press it into strips. Except this stuff obviously contains no beef. This stuff crumbles apart in your mouth.
These pieces are also rather sticky to the touch. They leave your fingers with the same dog treat smell that you'd get from tossing out real dog treats.
If you tried to bend these pieces, they break apart.


Product Value
I paid $3.15 for this 2.0 ounce bag at a Sprouts store in Temecula, CA. That works out to $1.58 per ounce, putting this into the average price range.
I'd say that this offers very little value for your money. Albeit that only vegans would eat this stuff, it taste so horrible I just can't see how anyone would want to eat it. My guess is that the original Tofurky, which is the tofu-based turkey, is probably better, or else the company would be out of business.
Take a look at the nutrition label below, and notice this stuff actually contains more fat, and more carbohydrates, than real beef jerky (or even real turkey jerky). If you wanted this for dieting purposes, you're better off with the real stuff.
If you're a vegan, and you want to pack something small, that offers plenty of protein, then pack some trail mix. This stuff just sucks.
Rating
I'm giving this a "dog treats" rating.Horrible taste, horrible consistency, a smell that resembles dog treats, and offering nothing that mimics real jerky in any way, shape or form, Tofurky Jurky sets a new standard for the bottom of the barrel.
(And yes, I gave the rest to my dogs)
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